New thread for the Rat-on-island- text adventure that dude made.Other oone stopped bumping. Old thread: >>1681639
New thread for the Rat-on-island- text adventure that dude made.
Other oone stopped bumping.
Old thread: >>1681639
Eh... don't like the art enough to follow. Also rats smell.
You wake up in a warm smelly squishy cave.You don't remember how you got here.You see a skeleton in front of you.Wat do?
You wake up in a warm smelly squishy cave.You don't remember how you got here.You see a skeleton in front of you.
Wat do?
>>1691200You must hurry on now, Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead. The journey you take may be long and filled with woe, but you must escape that gay man's ass so your tale can be told.
Moar Rat Adventures V:He better cross that goddamn bridge already.
(ty for the new thread, not sure if anyone feels like backing up the old one for any reason)>>1691182you cross the bridge and once again the jungle thickens around you
(ty for the new thread, not sure if anyone feels like backing up the old one for any reason)
>>1691182
you cross the bridge and once again the jungle thickens around you
>>1691221Something in the bottom of that tree seems to be shiney. Go check it out.
>>1691221
Something in the bottom of that tree seems to be shiney. Go check it out.
>>1691246there is an empty flask in a little nook between the tree roots
>>1691246
there is an empty flask in a little nook between the tree roots
>>1691256Use stick to carefully slide it out. Giant spiders and shit. Not my hands.
>>1691256
Use stick to carefully slide it out. Giant spiders and shit. Not my hands.
>>1691276no spiders but that was a good call none the less.
>>1691276
no spiders but that was a good call none the less.
>>1691309Pick up bottle, take a look at it. Also get away from that stupid snake.
>>1691309
Pick up bottle, take a look at it. Also get away from that stupid snake.
>>1691340you scoot the flask away from the snake and pick it up. Its a little dirty but its not cracked. You add it to the rests of your inventory.
>>1691340
you scoot the flask away from the snake and pick it up. Its a little dirty but its not cracked. You add it to the rests of your inventory.
>>1691367Move on. Nothing else interesting around.
>>1691367
Move on. Nothing else interesting around.
>>1691309Say hello to the beetle!
>>1691424Best not to provoke bugs you've never seen before. Lest we end up with Bombardier Beetle"Beetles, like the Bombardier beetle, cannot quickly escape predators, even though they can fly. It takes time for a beetle to unfurl its protected wings, and a few seconds can mean the difference between life and death for a beetle. The bombardier beetle has developed an extremely effective method of buying time to escape. It spits a caustic and boiling hot liquid at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. This acid will deter the most persevering of attackers, enabling the beetle to fly away on its own schedule."
>>1691424
Best not to provoke bugs you've never seen before. Lest we end up with Bombardier Beetle
"Beetles, like the Bombardier beetle, cannot quickly escape predators, even though they can fly. It takes time for a beetle to unfurl its protected wings, and a few seconds can mean the difference between life and death for a beetle. The bombardier beetle has developed an extremely effective method of buying time to escape. It spits a caustic and boiling hot liquid at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. This acid will deter the most persevering of attackers, enabling the beetle to fly away on its own schedule."
>>1691221>not sure if anyone feels like backing up the old one for any reasonhttp://e47.cccd9.net/ratatsea/lulz.net/furi/res/1681639.htmlI felt bad for not participating besides the lone snarky comment, as I like seeing these kinds of things. (Very primitive scraping/filtering and I'm tired, lemme know if I did something dumb on there. Has anyone written anything before to archive wakaba/lulz threads?)
>not sure if anyone feels like backing up the old one for any reason
http://e47.cccd9.net/ratatsea/lulz.net/furi/res/1681639.html
I felt bad for not participating besides the lone snarky comment, as I like seeing these kinds of things. (Very primitive scraping/filtering and I'm tired, lemme know if I did something dumb on there. Has anyone written anything before to archive wakaba/lulz threads?)
>>1691400While travailing the sun goes down and the jungle grows dark. Lucky, maybe, you reach the edge of a clearing and beyond is a village.
>>1691400
While travailing the sun goes down and the jungle grows dark. Lucky, maybe, you reach the edge of a clearing and beyond is a village.
>>1691718You remember the priestess saying that the people in the village are mostly harmless and try to not upset her.Try to reach the village before the sun disappears entirely.
>>1691718
You remember the priestess saying that the people in the village are mostly harmless and try to not upset her.
Try to reach the village before the sun disappears entirely.
Up.
>>1691770you sneak down into the village as the moon rises.Peeking around the corner of a hut you see a lizard leaning against a door frame
>>1691770
you sneak down into the village as the moon rises.
Peeking around the corner of a hut you see a lizard leaning against a door frame
>>1692596Look around and see if there are any coconut trees while making sure no one sees you, if there are throw the coconut at the back of the guys head for a silent gilligans isle style KO. It will look like an accident as it might have just naturally fallen from a tree. Drag him into his hut and quickly see what his house has to offer. And poke the house with a stick too because poking shit with a stick apparently solves most any problem in this story.
>>1692596
Look around and see if there are any coconut trees while making sure no one sees you, if there are throw the coconut at the back of the guys head for a silent gilligans isle style KO. It will look like an accident as it might have just naturally fallen from a tree. Drag him into his hut and quickly see what his house has to offer. And poke the house with a stick too because poking shit with a stick apparently solves most any problem in this story.
>>1692601There is a palm tree that hangs over the lizards house. You throw the coconut at the back of his head knocking him cold, however...
>>1692601
There is a palm tree that hangs over the lizards house. You throw the coconut at the back of his head knocking him cold, however...
>>1692700suddenly the voice of the voodoo vixen whispers in your head "I told you not to hurt the villagers unnecessarily."The necklace glows and sudden pain jolts through your body.
>>1692700
suddenly the voice of the voodoo vixen whispers in your head "I told you not to hurt the villagers unnecessarily."
The necklace glows and sudden pain jolts through your body.
Go help the poor fellow up and get him to his bed. Tell him he's lucky that you stopped by when that coconut fell and see if you can work up an acquaintance with him in which you can get more information about your goal.And don't masturbate at any time because she's watching you, unless that's something that gets you off.
Go help the poor fellow up and get him to his bed. Tell him he's lucky that you stopped by when that coconut fell and see if you can work up an acquaintance with him in which you can get more information about your goal.
And don't masturbate at any time because she's watching you, unless that's something that gets you off.
>>1692714This. Play the travelling hero to get you in good with the villagers.
>>1692714He's out cold but you manage to drag him into his hut and put him into bed. You don't think anyone else has seen you yet.
>>1692714
He's out cold but you manage to drag him into his hut and put him into bed. You don't think anyone else has seen you yet.
Told you that those villagers are friendly and that it'd be better to act accordingly.Look if took some damage from the coconut.If yes, search through his stuff to see if you can find something to fix him.
Told you that those villagers are friendly and that it'd be better to act accordingly.
Look if took some damage from the coconut.If yes, search through his stuff to see if you can find something to fix him.
>>1692761*if he
>>1692761
*if he
She'll probably zap you if you try to take any of his stuff, so leave it be.Do take note of your surroundings and his style of dress. See if you can make yourself look more like a villager.You need a plan before going farther. You know that the villagers probably have more respect for the sorceress than her erstwhile apprentice, but the apprentice is next door to them, so they may be more scared of her in the short term. See if you can parlay this gaffe with the coconut into a friendship and a place to stay for the night. You'll need time to case the apprentice's cave and gather more information.
>>1692767Not in the sense of taking it and keeping it.But looking through his stuff to see if you can find something to tend to his wounds...if your coconut attack gave him anyway, that is.I'm sure she wouldnt mind.
>>1692767
Not in the sense of taking it and keeping it.
But looking through his stuff to see if you can find something to tend to his wounds...if your coconut attack gave him anyway, that is.
I'm sure she wouldnt mind.
>>1692761He's got a lump on his head, he might have a headache when he comes too, but he should be fine.>>1692767She said no to harm them, she never said you couldn't steal from them... It might be something you need to test.As for trying to blend in with the villagers, it most likely won't work because this isn't that large a village and most people here more then likely know one another and will be able to tell your not one of them. Also they might turn you over to the apprentice...
He's got a lump on his head, he might have a headache when he comes too, but he should be fine.
She said no to harm them, she never said you couldn't steal from them... It might be something you need to test.
As for trying to blend in with the villagers, it most likely won't work because this isn't that large a village and most people here more then likely know one another and will be able to tell your not one of them. Also they might turn you over to the apprentice...
>>1692777Don't steal, but scope out the hut. Wait for the victim to come to and give him the "coconut hit you on the head and I helped you" story.
>>1692740You spot a sword/dagger on the shelf. You think it can come in handy later, but you leave it for the time being. You also notice a bowl, perhaps filling it with cool water and finding a cloth could help reduce that lump on his head. >>1692777
>>1692740
You spot a sword/dagger on the shelf. You think it can come in handy later, but you leave it for the time being. You also notice a bowl, perhaps filling it with cool water and finding a cloth could help reduce that lump on his head. >>1692777
>>1692782The huts bear for the most part. A table and chairs, some baskets, the bed and the bookshelf.>>1692788On the shelf is indeed a dagger, also a ball of twine an empty bowl a bit of cloth and 2 books
>>1692782
The huts bear for the most part. A table and chairs, some baskets, the bed and the bookshelf.
>>1692788
On the shelf is indeed a dagger, also a ball of twine an empty bowl a bit of cloth and 2 books
>>1692790 You find the cloth and bowl. You then notice two books on the very top. You take a closer look to see if they have any significant or interesting information.
Check the titles of the books, and browse them briefly if you have time. It'll give you something extra to talk about with him when he comes to, and perhaps you can find or feign a common interest. You can even pretend that you and he have already met and the coconut caused a bit of amnesia.I'm suggesting a villager disguise not to deceive the other villagers, but to make it a little less obvious to the apprentice that a stranger is in town. Of course, if they report every thing that happens to her, there's no way to keep your presence a secret.Stay put until this fellow comes around - don't start attracting any more attention yet; it will just complicate things.
>>1692796One book is about a Lusty Lizard House Keeper or something and the other is a collection of stories about a group of heroes. As your putting the books back a slip of paper falls out from between the pages of the erotic book.
>>1692796
One book is about a Lusty Lizard House Keeper or something and the other is a collection of stories about a group of heroes. As your putting the books back a slip of paper falls out from between the pages of the erotic book.
>>1692808Take a look at that piece of paper that fell out.Make sure the dude is still knocked out though. Not that he'll catch you snooping through his hidden papers.
>>1692808
Take a look at that piece of paper that fell out.
Make sure the dude is still knocked out though. Not that he'll catch you snooping through his hidden papers.
Hug note. Read Tom.Say hello to the hut's bear, and pet his head if he seems friendly.
Hug note. Read Tom.
Say hello to the hut's bear, and pet his head if he seems friendly.
>>1692809The lizard guy is out cold, he won't wake up for an hour at the least...anyway, you read the note
>>1692809
The lizard guy is out cold, he won't wake up for an hour at the least...
anyway, you read the note
>>1692837Sounds like a good one to use on the apprentice... after the raping, of course.
>>1692837I bet that was the mushroom we poked.
>>1692837 You take a mental note of the recipe. You don't want to take it just yet as it's owner might notice.You put the note back and place the books the way they were before
>>1692837 You take a mental note of the recipe. You don't want to take it just yet as it's owner might notice.
You put the note back and place the books the way they were before
>>1692839you consider the recipe as a punishment option for the apprentice.>>1692854you also ponder if the mushroom from before is this skycloud kind.>>1692856You put the note back in the erotic book and then set the books back just as they where before you read them.
>>1692761According to the voodoo chick yes, but how do you know she was telling the truth and your about to go kill someone that will suddenly change your mind like a cliche story. And that the villagers are afraid or some shit. >>1692740Hide the dagger real quick in case he becomes hostile and check the little cabinet above his bed. I know that wasn't just filler art. Then wait out and give him the "You got hit in the head with a coconut and I saved you" story.
>>1692761According to the voodoo chick yes, but how do you know she was telling the truth and your about to go kill someone that will suddenly change your mind like a cliche story. And that the villagers are afraid or some shit.
>>1692740Hide the dagger real quick in case he becomes hostile and check the little cabinet above his bed. I know that wasn't just filler art. Then wait out and give him the "You got hit in the head with a coconut and I saved you" story.
>>1693072you take the dagger and place it in your bag. Above his bed is a window, the shutters are closed.for some reason waiting around feels like a bad Idea but you start to wait for the lizard guy to come too anyway.
>>1693072
you take the dagger and place it in your bag. Above his bed is a window, the shutters are closed.
for some reason waiting around feels like a bad Idea but you start to wait for the lizard guy to come too anyway.
>>1693165To hell with waiting. Get in bed with him, you hit him in the head with a coconut hard enough to knock him out... it's the perfect time to create an awkward situation!
>>1693165
To hell with waiting. Get in bed with him, you hit him in the head with a coconut hard enough to knock him out... it's the perfect time to create an awkward situation!
>>1693165Molest him in his sleep
Molest him in his sleep
>>1693165give him a blowjob, even if he wakes up no one can hate a blowjob.
give him a blowjob, even if he wakes up no one can hate a blowjob.
>>1693165Make a cup of teaEverybody loves tea
>>1693165Make a cup of tea
Everybody loves tea
>>1693192>>1693208>>1693228...>>1693243nothing around to make tea with
>>1693192>>1693208>>1693228
...
>>1693243
nothing around to make tea with
>>1693267I knew you were going to hate those replies so I suggested that.Anyway, for his sympathy I suggest finding him something to eat when he wakes up
>>1693267I knew you were going to hate those replies so I suggested that.
Anyway, for his sympathy I suggest finding him something to eat when he wakes up
We have only seen one corner of the room. What is on the other corners?
>>1693288Corner 2, a Smelly crab cageCorner 3, the table and chairCorner 4, A spider web and spider (No the spider doesn't talk I just did that for the fuck of it)
>>1693288
Corner 2, a Smelly crab cageCorner 3, the table and chairCorner 4, A spider web and spider (No the spider doesn't talk I just did that for the fuck of it)
Well, apparently nothing else is around.I'd suggest to wait until the lizard guy wakes up again.You dont know how the villagers would react, even though the priestess said they're generally friendly and might even recognize your necklace from her.Plus, once he wakes up and you tell him that "A coconut knocked you out and I put you in your bed" story, your reputation among the villagers could easily raise up a tiny bit just because you supposedly saved that guy.
Well, apparently nothing else is around.
I'd suggest to wait until the lizard guy wakes up again.You dont know how the villagers would react, even though the priestess said they're generally friendly and might even recognize your necklace from her.
Plus, once he wakes up and you tell him that "A coconut knocked you out and I put you in your bed" story, your reputation among the villagers could easily raise up a tiny bit just because you supposedly saved that guy.
>>1693327after a little while the Lizard guy wakes up and asks who you are, why your in his house.You tell him the story of how a coconut fell on his head and knocked him out and you just so happen to be passing by so you took him inside and put him to bed till he came to."If the coconut fell on my head why is there a lump at the back of my head and not the top? Also the roof of my house over hangs so any coconuts the fall roll off the roof and to the ground, its why I stand in the door way. Also why where you passing by at night? And where is my dagger?"
>>1693327
after a little while the Lizard guy wakes up and asks who you are, why your in his house.
You tell him the story of how a coconut fell on his head and knocked him out and you just so happen to be passing by so you took him inside and put him to bed till he came to.
"If the coconut fell on my head why is there a lump at the back of my head and not the top? Also the roof of my house over hangs so any coconuts the fall roll off the roof and to the ground, its why I stand in the door way. Also why where you passing by at night? And where is my dagger?"
>>1693361" When I came over to the village, on orders from some lady I had recently met I saw you passed out. I figured after seeing the coconut trees that one falling on your head would have been a logical conclusion. But I was not there when it had happened. I had to at fast as to make sure you didn't have a concussion"In other words, lie through your fucking teeth.
>>1693361" When I came over to the village, on orders from some lady I had recently met I saw you passed out. I figured after seeing the coconut trees that one falling on your head would have been a logical conclusion. But I was not there when it had happened. I had to at fast as to make sure you didn't have a concussion"
In other words, lie through your fucking teeth.
>>1693361You thought the dagger would be good to open coconuts with. The lizard just woke up when you were going to go out and grab some.
>>1693361Tell him that you'll give the dagger back if he agrees to participate in a magic trick.
>>1693361
Tell him that you'll give the dagger back if he agrees to participate in a magic trick.
>>1693368>>1693369you lie through your teethyou tell him that when you came over to the village, on orders from some lady, you saw him passed out. you figured after seeing the coconut trees that one falling on his head would have been a logical conclusion. But you where not there when it had happened. you had to act fast as to make sure he didn't have a concussion. You took the dagger to open a coconut in case he wanted a drink when he woke up.He looks at the necklace around your neck and starts to reach for the window.
>>1693368>>1693369
you lie through your teeth
you tell him that when you came over to the village, on orders from some lady, you saw him passed out. you figured after seeing the coconut trees that one falling on his head would have been a logical conclusion. But you where not there when it had happened. you had to act fast as to make sure he didn't have a concussion. You took the dagger to open a coconut in case he wanted a drink when he woke up.
He looks at the necklace around your neck and starts to reach for the window.
>>1693379If he's trying to escape you through the window because the necklace is a form of bad luck you need to stop him ASAP
>>1693379Gaelle's the voodoo lady then I take it?
>>1693379
Gaelle's the voodoo lady then I take it?
>>1693379Oh and say Let me open that for you, to conserve your strength.
Ask him why he wants to open the window so suddenly after looking at your necklace.Doing some form of aggressive act like stopping him or whatever could be a bad idea.It'll turn out better if you act like "Lolidunno"
Ask him why he wants to open the window so suddenly after looking at your necklace.
Doing some form of aggressive act like stopping him or whatever could be a bad idea.
It'll turn out better if you act like "Lolidunno"
>>1693597You ask him why he seems a little freaked out about the necklace and why he is reaching for the window."If I don't report you being here the Great Miranda will punish me for harboring you."
>>1693597
You ask him why he seems a little freaked out about the necklace and why he is reaching for the window.
"If I don't report you being here the Great Miranda will punish me for harboring you."
>>1693624Miranda is probably the priestess apprentice.Try to calm him down while trying to hide your necklace underneath your clothes.Not taking it off, that is. Just try to get it underneath your shirt. Then calm him down and say that he can pretend that he didnt see your necklace. And to tell you what the fuck is up.
>>1693624
Miranda is probably the priestess apprentice.
Try to calm him down while trying to hide your necklace underneath your clothes.Not taking it off, that is. Just try to get it underneath your shirt. Then calm him down and say that he can pretend that he didnt see your necklace. And to tell you what the fuck is up.
>>1693629You ask him to calm down and slip the necklace under your shirt. Please pretend you never saw the necklace and tell me what is going on around here."Great Miranda... protects... this village. So we must follow her rules or be punished. You have a Punishment Necklace, but it is one of Mistress Variola. I don't want to be in the middle of a fight between the two"
>>1693629
You ask him to calm down and slip the necklace under your shirt. Please pretend you never saw the necklace and tell me what is going on around here.
"Great Miranda... protects... this village. So we must follow her rules or be punished. You have a Punishment Necklace, but it is one of Mistress Variola. I don't want to be in the middle of a fight between the two"
>>1693641Tell him that he wont get in trouble if he'll pretend that the necklace never was there. Promise to keep your necklace hidden under your shirt, and be careful so it wont slip out again.Ask for more info.
>>1693641
Tell him that he wont get in trouble if he'll pretend that the necklace never was there. Promise to keep your necklace hidden under your shirt, and be careful so it wont slip out again.
Ask for more info.
>>1693647you ask for more info on whats going onThe lizard tells you that the Great Miranda Moved into the village and at first it was fine, she kept away bad people from the port town on the other side of the Island and helped the villages to trade with the outsiders but it wasn't long before she pretty much took over. She keeps the villagers in line with threats of hexes and her zombies and makes them pay tribute to her with perfumes and silks."
>>1693647
you ask for more info on whats going on
The lizard tells you that the Great Miranda Moved into the village and at first it was fine, she kept away bad people from the port town on the other side of the Island and helped the villages to trade with the outsiders but it wasn't long before she pretty much took over. She keeps the villagers in line with threats of hexes and her zombies and makes them pay tribute to her with perfumes and silks."
>>1693691Ask wut variola did.Just so you might be able to figure out if variola is a bitch like miranda.
>>1693691
Ask wut variola did.
Just so you might be able to figure out if variola is a bitch like miranda.
>>1693719Variola is watching you smartie. Let us not provoke her ire.
>>1693719
Variola is watching you smartie. Let us not provoke her ire.
>>1693719I think it can be guarnteed that they may both be bitches.However from the sounds of it, apprentice is more so.At least the teacher keeps to herself unless someone comes a knockin' then its hexes and voodoo.
>>1693719I think it can be guarnteed that they may both be bitches.
However from the sounds of it, apprentice is more so.At least the teacher keeps to herself unless someone comes a knockin' then its hexes and voodoo.
>>1693741More importantly, one bitch owns your creeper ass.Secondly, did anyone actually read the note? The lizard who owns it was willing to help the fox bitch before bodily harm and zombies were thrown into the picture. It's readily clear though, you're going to need some help. Bitches, voodoo bad juju and zombies oh my, you better hope your wimpy ass finds a spare hand or two cause otherwise you gonna die.
>>1693741
More importantly, one bitch owns your creeper ass.
Secondly, did anyone actually read the note? The lizard who owns it was willing to help the fox bitch before bodily harm and zombies were thrown into the picture.
It's readily clear though, you're going to need some help. Bitches, voodoo bad juju and zombies oh my, you better hope your wimpy ass finds a spare hand or two cause otherwise you gonna die.
>>1693752(How do you know the note is from the Fox and not from someone else? Also please add a command when you comment or I can't update the story)
>>1693691Return the dagger to him, explaining it was a precaution since you didn't know if the village was hostile or not. But offer to trade for it.
>>1693770Fuck that shit keep that dagger
>>1693774We'll have to pass back through the village, he'll notice his shits gone. Should keep him friendly, better to have an ally on the inside instead of one who'll fuck you over after robbing him.
>>1693768>>Reread note>MezardFuck me.
>>1693768
>>Reread note>Mezard
Fuck me.
>>1693780This. Maybe some make-up sex later.
>>1693790Always keep sex on the table if he doesn't want to trade for anything we have. If he says no and since we know he needs other things offer to fetch something he may need in addition to trading.If he's suspicious just remind that we just saved him, and if we wanted to rob him blind we would have.
>>1693770You return the dagger to the lizard guy by placing it on the shelf. You also offer to trade for it (Not with sex since you don't find males attractive) But you don't have anything he wants and frankly he wants you to just leave and keep him out of trouble.
>>1693770
You return the dagger to the lizard guy by placing it on the shelf. You also offer to trade for it (Not with sex since you don't find males attractive) But you don't have anything he wants and frankly he wants you to just leave and keep him out of trouble.
>>1693807Bitch, you were in prison and aren't exactly a tough guy. There's been dicks in every hole you have.Ask to borrow the dagger instead and that you'll return it. He owes you for "saving" his ass.
>>1693807Bitch, you were in prison and aren't exactly a tough guy. There's been dicks in every hole you have.
Ask to borrow the dagger instead and that you'll return it. He owes you for "saving" his ass.
>>1693807>you don't find males attractiveIn furry world?
>>1693807
>you don't find males attractive
In furry world?
Insert horrific homoerotic flashback.
>>1693826Second.Paging any and all drawfags. Please provide us some imagery.
You fags really have to try and put porn everywhere.
>>1693807Leave, telling the lizard to act like nothing has happened, and apologize. Camp out somewhere outside the village until daybreak, then mingle with the locals? Or you could ask if you could stay the night, and tell him you'll be gone by day break.
>>1693846If you decide to leave / he makes you, take a mental note of his place.Since sneaking is natural to you and you need a weapon, you might be able to steal it later on.
>>1693846
If you decide to leave / he makes you, take a mental note of his place.
Since sneaking is natural to you and you need a weapon, you might be able to steal it later on.
>>1693849he does make you leave, locking the door behind him.
>>1693849
he does make you leave, locking the door behind him.
>>1693874Well, take a mental note where his place is.Go look around the village, make sure your necklace is covered all the time. Maybe you find somebody you can spend the night at. Only dude knowing about you coming from the other priestess is the lizard dude.
>>1693874
Well, take a mental note where his place is.
Go look around the village, make sure your necklace is covered all the time. Maybe you find somebody you can spend the night at. Only dude knowing about you coming from the other priestess is the lizard dude.
bump
pssh this story sucks no gay sex.
>>1693874Search around for things to give blowjobs to
Search around for things to give blowjobs to
>>1693874undress and splay your self spread eagle in the middle of the village waiting for hungry men to have their way with you.
undress and splay your self spread eagle in the middle of the village waiting for hungry men to have their way with you.
>>1694805 this!!
Faggots.
Much deserved bump.
>>1693914you sneak around the village for someone else, it doesn't take too long before you see someone.
>>1693914
you sneak around the village for someone else, it doesn't take too long before you see someone.
>>1696128Check if necklace is hidden, approach person like a normal guy who just came across.
>>1696128
Check if necklace is hidden, approach person like a normal guy who just came across.
>>1691182No, fuck that shit. Its a small village everyone knows each other sneak off to the bushes, poke it with a stick. Hide there, and survey the area taking note on the person and the village around you.
Stop sneaking around. It's just going to make you look more suspicious. Lizard guy is likely to blab anyway, so your 'cover' can be considered blown. See if you can barter with this guy for an egg, then scrounge up a gull feather and make that potion. If the Great Miranda loses her hair, that should satisfy Variola's thirst for revenge.Once the potion is made, hide in the bushes and try to case her habits. Perhaps you can slip some potion into her bathwater or something - watch for skeletons carrying buckets.
Stop sneaking around. It's just going to make you look more suspicious. Lizard guy is likely to blab anyway, so your 'cover' can be considered blown.
See if you can barter with this guy for an egg, then scrounge up a gull feather and make that potion. If the Great Miranda loses her hair, that should satisfy Variola's thirst for revenge.
Once the potion is made, hide in the bushes and try to case her habits. Perhaps you can slip some potion into her bathwater or something - watch for skeletons carrying buckets.
>>1696231 Said"approach person like a normal guy who just came across.">>1697763 Said"Stop sneaking around. It's just going to make you look more suspicious." and "See if you can barter with this guy for an egg,"You stop sneaking and walk right up to the shadow figure. Its a fucken Zombie. Good Job.
>>1696231 Said"approach person like a normal guy who just came across.">>1697763 Said"Stop sneaking around. It's just going to make you look more suspicious." and "See if you can barter with this guy for an egg,"
You stop sneaking and walk right up to the shadow figure.
Its a fucken Zombie. Good Job.
Maintain a safe distance from the zombie and politely inquire the way to the nearest vomitorium.
And then I pull out ma gun~!
>>1697812I have an idea. Ask the zombie to show you to where the lady lives saying that you are a traveling merchant. You never know. He may be a zombie but he could be a nice zombie
>>1697812I have an idea. Ask the zombie to show you to where the lady lives saying that you are a traveling merchant.
You never know. He may be a zombie but he could be a nice zombie
>>1697819Might be an idea, if the zombie isnt the "completely braindead drooling and hissing" kind.Maintain a safe distance to it at all times, though.
>>1697819
Might be an idea, if the zombie isnt the "completely braindead drooling and hissing" kind.
Maintain a safe distance to it at all times, though.
Inb4 "This is a island with only one village on it. Traveling merchant my half rotted ass. Do you think I live under a rock?"
Inb4
"This is a island with only one village on it. Traveling merchant my half rotted ass. Do you think I live under a rock?"
>>1697827You rode in on a mother f-ing boat. Duh.
>>1697832You mean a plank that used to be boat. Have you seen a harbor yet?
>>1697832
You mean a plank that used to be boat.
Have you seen a harbor yet?
>>1697819 said "I have an idea. Ask the zombie to show you to where the lady lives saying that you are a traveling merchant."You ask the zombie and is lets out a very Loud RAAH!>>1697827Its been noted already that their is a port town on the other side of the Island
>>1697819 said "I have an idea. Ask the zombie to show you to where the lady lives saying that you are a traveling merchant."
You ask the zombie and is lets out a very Loud RAAH!
>>1697827Its been noted already that their is a port town on the other side of the Island
>>1697838Boo. When was this and the prison bit mentioned?
>>1697838
Boo.
When was this and the prison bit mentioned?
>>1697839see >>1693691
>>1697838Thank him and follow the way the hand is pointing.
>>1697848you can't, why? Because your now fucken surrounded by zombies.
>>1697848
you can't, why? Because your now fucken surrounded by zombies.
>>1697851If you're surrounded by them from all directions, try your sneak skills. As in, try to slip through them. You might end up with a lot of blood and...dead skin...on you, but yeah.Otherwise, use pokestick and beat your way free...if that works.
>>1697851
If you're surrounded by them from all directions, try your sneak skills. As in, try to slip through them. You might end up with a lot of blood and...dead skin...on you, but yeah.
Otherwise, use pokestick and beat your way free...if that works.
>>Pray>>cower in fearEither or.
>>Pray
>>cower in fear
Either or.
>>1697851...uh......Just choose a direction and bash your way through. Use a what space you have for a running start, if you can knock one over you can knock over others.
You're about to be killed or summoned to an audience by the apprentice. I leave out rape because those bits are usually the first to fall off of a zombie.Try holding up the mirror to confuse the zombies and run if they give you the chance. But if they seize you anyway, shrug and hop on the plotwagon.
You're about to be killed or summoned to an audience by the apprentice. I leave out rape because those bits are usually the first to fall off of a zombie.
Try holding up the mirror to confuse the zombies and run if they give you the chance. But if they seize you anyway, shrug and hop on the plotwagon.
I wonder why you can't just act like a zombie and get away. I mean, it worked in Shaun of the Dead, right?
You try to break through the zombies but they drag you to the ground. Everything goes black.
End this or keep going?
>>1697885Were picking between a really lame ending or a really lame story now. Lose lose situation.
>>1697885Try again - this time we're not going to try and talk to people like a fucking scrub.
moar motherfucker.
>>1697885Please keep it going. We just need to find an egg and set a cunning trap - that can't be so hard, can it?
>>1697885
Please keep it going. We just need to find an egg and set a cunning trap - that can't be so hard, can it?
Well, if everything goes black, what the fuck can you do?I suppose you got knocked tha fugg out.
Well, if everything goes black, what the fuck can you do?
I suppose you got knocked tha fugg out.
>>1697923Reincarnation? lol
Get reincarnated as a seahorse.
It was just an awful dream.
>>1697885Well, it stands to reason the voodoo lady expected you might get captured, a quick way to the target.Either that or he was given some immunity against the zombies so they cant eat you, they just leave you after you passed out.
Well, it stands to reason the voodoo lady expected you might get captured, a quick way to the target.Either that or he was given some immunity against the zombies so they cant eat you, they just leave you after you passed out.
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