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You ask her if she ever needs anything else, you can be counted on to help.

She smirks. "That's kind of you and good to know."

You take a sip from the cup, its some kind of juice, very refreshing and sweet.

(um... she's not going to reward you for taking a note to the person that you came and asked her to forgive.)



Hmm, should probably clean the honey off your nose, then see about delivering that letter. Things seem to be going rather well . . . er, except for that dream last night . . .

If things get patched up between Variola and Miranda, what happens next? You still don't know who you are, and you might not want to for that matter. You should give some thought to finding a place to live.

Oh, and how's your shoulder/neck feeling?


Perhaps we should look for something to hide our little hickie...

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Variola excuses herself and leaves the table.

You finish your meal and lick the honey off your nose and chin. You then stand up and go over to the clothing the vixen has left out for you. Once dressed you'll head back to the village and deliver the letter to Miranda.

As for what happens after that... your not sure. Would Variola or Miranda really want to keep you around? Maybe you could take a trip to the port town on the other side of the island...


As for your shoulder, just slightly sore. She could have bitten you a lot harder if she tried. Hiding it shouldn't be a problem, you just need to wash the dry blood from your fur.



Time for a rat bath. Again.

This time with lavender and tea leaves...what? We have a bucket of cold water to work with?




After you finished eating, go take a bath. Make sure you dont carry her smell anymore. THEN get dressed.

Dressing first, then undressing again for a bath or whatever will still get your new clothes to carry variolas scent.

Also, try to get dressed in a way that hides your bitemark.

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You look around the room for some water to wash up with but have no luck. Variola must have herd you looking around cause she peeks in from the other room.

"Are you looking for something?" She asks.



"Some way to take a bath, shower...or something like that"

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MFW she peeks around corner.


Just want to say, I love these threads to death.

I hope OP's been keeping a record of them, 'cause when this adventure is all said and done, it'd probably make a bitchin' illustrated story, all together, and also I'd really like to be able to read them all together.

Cheers, carry on, etc!


If she for your life, it's chimery synx in disguise here to eat your guts.

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"Is there any water around to clean up with?" You ask.

"Why? do you think I'm filthy and you need a bath after a night with me?" She reply's.

(Oh god no ;.;)



that bitch be trippin. how can she even take that as a personal insult, really

um, apologize and say "no, i rolled into some goblin shit while i was sleeping"



"It helps me wake up. And I didnt really get to take a shower since...I've been on this island"

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Your suppose to say when a girl says something like that.

I just wanted to take a shower and I'd like to take it with you.


>>1734718 i just want to get the blood out of my fur.


Say yes sarcastically

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"Oh, no no no! I didn't mean it like that!" You quickly say "I just wanted to wash the blood off my fur."


"Or we could wash up together. I'll wash your back, you wash mine." You continue blabbering.

Variola smirks "I am just kidding with you little thief. There is a water pump on the side of the house, you can use that to clean up. I also cleaned up this morning before you woke up."


Wow, that's not a red flag at all.
Tell her you just like starting the day with a nice cold bucket of water over your body. You did it back in the village, and it was quite refreshing.

Also, you gotta do something about that bite mark on your neck, or simply tell Miranda to get that teaching thing you had to do nookie.

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Captain, I'm picking up on high levels of virginity in this vicinity.

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I guess that's how you feel...

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>>1734892 (slowpoke.jpg)
(waiting for commands)


Go wash yourself you filthy rat.

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You go around the side of the house and find the water pump. The hinges on it must need oil cause your not having an easy time with it. Despite that though you manage to kill up a tub with water and wash your fur clean.


ponder how a hermit can have have a hand cranked water pump and the piping necessary for it.


He's got tiny balls for a rat.



you sneaky bastard



He blew his load like 3-4 times in the last 24 hours man.


That is... not how testicles work...

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Are you fucking serious dude?
Testicles do not change size no matter how many times you do or do not get off in a given period.


Clearly you've never had prostatic vasocongestion.

They can get so thick and... heavy...


Of course not. I'm healthy.
Well, if you don't count my bum shoulder...



you're trying to argue with a bunch of jailhouse gay men on the internet about male genitalia and sizes, shrinkage, etc whatev.

its a losing battle, most of the people here gargle nuts out of desperation to get laid anyway. they're what you call Professionals.


Yeah... I'm kind of at the long end of my sanity for today.

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>>mfw you didn't seem to understand I was making a joke about the "lots of sex is empty balls"-thing.

Call me a pessimist, but I bet the message reads along the lines of "I'll finish your training if you'd sacrifice this rat in my name".

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(You guys done derailing the thread?)


Stop whining and get dressed. The road is ahead.



Angry rat looking at us, pumping seahorse waterpump

I fucking lost it when I saw this

I'm saving this for a reaction image



Get dressed, grab the letter, say good bye to Variola and get going.




Get clean, get dressed, go back to the other chick and tell her she can finish her training.


Wat? He's a girl now? This is getting better and better!

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You wash up then re-enter Variola's house and get dressed.

She was right, the clothing is too big.



Don't be like that, I was just tryin to hook a brotha up.


Find some twine to tie up the pants for now, maybe later someone who can sew could alter them and use the extra fabric for hidden pockets or some pouches to carry stuff in. Baggy shirt should be fine as long as it doesn't drape past your knees, you'll be the peak of Durkadurkastan fashion.

Oh and get going, the sexy cat lady will probably reward you for helping her get her training completed.

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Scrolling down
Notice thumbnail
Instantly think of this guy

Motherfucker best be getting a sword soon.



do some karate moves in your too large karate gi



Mah nigga, you rooka rike sensei.

Also yeah, ask variola if there's anything else you should keep in mind before you get on your way to get miranda back.


he probably knows Judo cuz Jo dont know what hes gonna do

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Variola walks in and starts laughing when she sees you in your baggy clothing.

"You look like a flying squirrel that lost his tail fur." She jokes.

You ask her for some twine or anything for a makeshift belt. She so happens to have some and helps tie your pants up.

You also ask her if there is anything you need to keep in mind on the way back to the village. She shrugs and tells you snakes, quicksand and such, like she told you before.

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Well go on then, give her a kiss and be on your way.



Before you leave, grab your makeshift spear from the cave.

Weapons are always handy in a jungle full of evil shit.

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You left the spear back at Miranda's Cave, she most likely put it back to use as a candle stick holder.


Your not sure if Variola would want a kiss from you, so you give her a hug instead and then off you go.

The trip through the jungle was uneventful, its the 3rd time you have gone the same path now.

You once again come to the village.

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>From your current vantage point, you see the village come under attack.


I'd suppose the zombies are either gone, or friendly to you now, since miranda is your...well, sort-of fuckbuddy. Or whatever. You fucked her and she was alright with it.

Maybe the villagers too, if the zombies are gone..or they arent pushed around by miranda anymore.

Take a peek at whats up in the village?

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You creep down to the village and look around to see any goings on. You don't see any zombies around, but you do see some of the villagers milling around doing wash and such. You hear a familiar voice coming from a near by hut mention Miranda and decide to eavesdrop.

One of the shutters for the window is open and you peek in. You see the lizard guy from before, he still has the welt on his head from when you beaned him with the coconut. He's talking to an anteater.

"I say we do it now, drag her out of that cave by her tail and burn her at the stake. She doesn't have her staff anymore, the rat was seen leaving the village with it." The lizard guy hisses.

"I don't think we should, she has done a lot to help us, with the extra supply I get for trading my sugar crops I was able to add an extension to my hut." The anteater says.

"And you would have more if you didn't have to give her "offerings." grumbles the lizard. "Silks and perfumes are expensive."

"But we wouldn't have much of anything if she hadn't stepped in and straightened out the governed of the port town." The anteater says shaking his head.

"Yeah well, you might want to pick a side soon, I'm not the only one in the village sick of that bitch mooching off us." The lizard says, slamming his fist into the palm of his hand.

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Hit him in the head with a coconut again when no ones looking for the lulz, then go to Mirandas place



This can't be good. You should warn Miranda about the danger, but it might be a good idea to talk to the anteater first. He seems sympathetic to Miranda and might be able to tell you more about how the other villagers feel towards her.

Just . . . be discrete about it. That lizard's bound to make trouble for you if he thinks you're in league with Miranda.



Whelp that's it, the village has gone to shit, time to burn it down and start over.

In the mean time, scoot off to Miranda ASAP to let her know to come back and finish her training and that some of the villagers are in desperate need of corpsification.



You might as well run off to either of the two voodoo chicks to warn them. Or talk to the anteater first, he might be able to tell you something useful or help in some other way.

Avoid getting seen by anybody but the anteater, you dont know what the lizard thinks of you..same for the other villagers, since you were seen with her staff. Dunno what they concluded from that.


I found this funnier than I should have.

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You continue to lessen, as you wait for a chance to talk to the anteater.

"Well... I don't want anything to do with it. I got a family to look out for and I'm not going to pick any side." The anteater tells the lizard as he heads to the door. "And you really should have that bump looked at."

"I know that rat was the one who did this to me. If i ever see that faggot again I'll skin him alive." The lizard hisses as the anteater leaves.


It looks like your not going to get anywhere with the anteater so you pick up a nearby coconut and hurl it through the window at the back of the lizard guys head. That will teach him to call you a faggot.

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coconuts must grow like weeds in this town!

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Good, now for the angry sex.

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Troll stroll into hut and take knife on the bookcase from before in case you need it for later.

Head to Miranda's cave.

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You enter the hut and snag the knife from before and add it into your inventory bag.

You then stealthily make your way to Miranda's cave.

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You enter Miranda's cave and are greeted by the feline.

"Why are you dressed in such baggy clothing? Are you hoping if you wear large clothing you will grow into them?" She chuckles.



Tell her that some of the villagers want to kill her, as well as that variola will complete her training.

It'd probably be the best if the two of you get the fuck back to variola. The villagers probably wont mess with her.

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We have to also think of what to say when she no doubt asks how we convinced variola to train her again.

I personally think we should be straightforward and tell her we fucked her teacher in order to let her finish her training.



To be completely honest, she just told us to put on some fancy mask and clothing, sit in a circle, when she suddenly started to fuck with us.

And we had to. There was a flying skull outside that was angry.

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We could always just tell her we helped with the Gardening.

If Scraggy is gonna railroad us we might as well get railroaded softly.



Why not tell her that Variola lent/gave you the clothes? Seems there's no harm in telling her the truth about that. But don't waste too much time. Remember that the lizard is trying to cause trouble.

Give Miranda Variola's letter and tell her that she agreed to finish her training. Then tell her what you heard the lizard saying and suggest that she go to Variola before any of the villagers decide to do more than talk.


As for the sex part . . . maybe you won't have to mention that if you're quick to mention the other things . . . But if you have to . . . --- >>1739753

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You tell Miranda that you overheard one of the villagers telling another villager that half the village wants to burn her at the stake.

She asks what villager you heard this from and you tell her the Lizard guy.

"Mezard? He's an ass, and he likes to exaggerate."

You then tell Miranda that Variola has agreed to finish her training, and maybe she should hurry back now just in-case Mezard's threats are more true then she thinks.

"Oh, how did you convince her to finish teaching me?"

(Okay, discus and figure out what to tell her. And don't just debate, please state what you want him to say.)

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Let's just say I helped with...

  • puts on sunglasses *

...getting her crops fertilized.




She was missing affection, I gave her some of my own and she was willing to discuss things. She acted the way she had to you in the past because she sees you like a daughter and she was afraid to lose you once the training was complete.

Unfortunately, this means that you are not the only one I had sex with... but you're the only one that knows that. I do not think she is aware of you and I.



I fucked her raw wearing crazy fetish gear and shot my manchowder in her pussy while making her dead ex-boyfriend watch.

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I like this answer.




Maybe also add that the sex only happened because...well, she pulled you into a fertility ritual without telling you.

You had to. Or get mauled by some floating skull.

Only use that if she gets angry at you for it, though.

Playing the "BUT I HAD TO" card with big, fat puppy eyes.



No. Play the macho card.

"I fucked her." like you don't care at all.


Watch out. This one could feel used if you do. You had sex with her to have it your way too. It's not wise to brag in front of your recent lover about your most recent sexual conquests.

I'd rather beat around a bush a little... "I helped her with some ritual. Gained some of her trust. It wouldn't be nice to abuse it." - show some spine of integrity - be a gentleman.




"She made me put on some strange get-up and forced me to partake in some weird ritual."


Just tell the truth. These two getting back together will mean they may just compare notes. Might as well not get caught in a lie. Considering what they could possibly do to you.



It's not a lie if you tell her that she dragged you into a ritual you had no idea about.

It's not a lie if you tell her that you didnt know it'd end up in sex.

It's not a lie if you tell her there was a mean, evil floating skull outside the circle.

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That's a stretch.

We all knew what would happen the second Scraggy switched to blue again.



>when scraggy

But scraggy isnt in this story. He's the drawer / event guy / OP / mang of this entire thing.

Dont ya be mixing shit up in heya

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And we, we are the collective semi consciousness of a dirty rat. We know things.

4th wall breaking things.


Yeah cause claiming you were raped is the best way to fast track this to a good end alright. This can only end with happy and rainbows.

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Just skip to the next sex scene already. You know you want to.


Don't lie. Just omit things you shouldn't be telling, without hiding the fact you omit them. Respect, integrity - if they want to compare notes, they will be pleasantly surprised you didn't tell on each other.

Don't brag, don't make a victim of yourself, just tell the gist without mentioning sex, unless she insists.

"I was used in some ritual, pretty scary, an angry floating skull and so on. I complied and completed my part in full, and I guess I earned some trust that way."

If she insists on detail, admit. Be shy. Bitches dig shy guys.

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You tap your fingers together nervously and look down at your hands.

"When I returned the staff to her and asked her to finish your training she said no. So I told her I would do anything to change her mind. She gave me a box full of voodoo ritual clothing and asked me to help her with a ritual. I agreed to help, as long as it wasn't going to make me lose my soul or anything like that."

You look up at Miranda.


"First she did a dance around a circle and summoned this floating skull, it turns out it was the spirit of her former mate. She told me to get in the circle so the spirit wouldn't attack me and I did. So I was stuck with her in this circle and she... we preformed a fertility ritual."

You look back down at your hands again.

"After the ritual Variola and I talked. I learned she acted the way she had to you was because she sees you like a daughter. She told me she can't have any children of her own and I guess she was afraid to lose you once the training was complete."

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Miranda looks at you in silence for a moment.

"Is that all?" She says.


"I...think so - at least concerning your question. I really hope I haven't missed anything essential. If you want me to elaborate on any part, just ask.

As for what is currently on my mind, I think you really shouldn't wave the villagers as insignificant. They know you don't have the staff and want you dead now. I'm really worried."

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>>1740988 other than hitting mezard in the head with a coconut, yes.

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Sounds good.


You must include this.

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Just mention the coconut.

We already sound like a total puss.



Nobody actually makes this gesture.

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Massive faggots do.



Still, it can be a cute gesture, depending on the beholder of course.

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Case in point.

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"I hit Mezard in the head with a coconut, twice now."

"Also I think you really shouldn't wave off what Mezard said as insignifica-"

"Yes, yes fine." Miranda interrupts.

Miranda shift her weight onto her other leg.
"Well, thank you for talking to Variola. I'm going to pack a few things and then go back to her home."

Miranda then turns and walks into the other room leaving you along at the cave entrance.

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Wait, we can escort her back when she's done. Although she might leave us in charge of the place in her absence we'll see.

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So when does he level up?

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Follow her. She seems sad. Ask if she is ok?


Of course she is.
You blew it, and then you told her everything like a little bitch!



Follow her, she didn't tell you not to. Offer to carry some so that she can take more with her, and it gives you a change to speak to her on the road, it gives you a reason not to part ways.

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"Are you okay?" You say as you follow her into the other room.

"I'm fine." She says.


"I could escort you back to Variola's if you like." You say. "And I could carry your belongings."

Miranda shakes her head. "Its not necessary"

She then turns away from you and starts to pack a leather bag.


>>1741367 tell her you're afraid of losing one of the only people you know.



"It might not be required but I'd like to, besides if you left something here for Mezard to find and pawn, I'd have to hit him with another coconut. You don't want that bad karma on me do you?"

( humor is the best medicine. )



Ask if you can crash at her place in the meantime then I guess.


>>1741406 That is a good idea if she turns you down for allowing you to help. It also sets up trouble if the villagers come in to attack her and you're there instead.


This is not how you handle wimminz.
She's pissed at you, and you trying to be all nice and shit is only going to sour the deal further.
I think the best bet right now is to keep your distance.


Miranda is upset because you cared enough to lie to Variola, but not to her. Not because you fucked Variola.

You should have either lied to her, or taken my advice to play the macho-rat, turning it into a joke, so she would not be sure if it's true or not.
Right now she's got every reason to be pissed.

At least, approach her, and say that you are sorry about what happened. So she knows that you care.

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need update



No, she is upset because she thought that she might have the rat around as her little lover boy. Finding out that your "mother" fucked your boyfriend would piss you off at them both.

As to how he could handle it, he could put the guilt back on her and remind her that he went to get her training at her behest and if all she really wanted was you (the rat) then she should have just asked you to come straight back after returning the staff.

He could remind her that in the end, all the fucking he did, in the end, was only for her good, not cooperating with Variola was the only way to get what he needed out of her, and still be in one piece to return to Miranda.


>>1742237 By cooperating*


He should snap at her, too, he should get angry, cuz he's stuck in the middle of that strange relationship, and was forced into the situation via voodoo magic in the first place.

This is the first time he hasn't been obligated to help, or keep someone company, and he has made the choice to want to stick with Miranda, at least as a friend. She's blind to that, and an angry rat rant might be what she needs to stop being self absorbed.


I don't really think Miranda is mad.

Although she is being rather not herself.

Perhaps because now she feels slightly bad about what she's done to Variola.

You know what would be a not dickish thing to do though?

Assume and speculate things we can't be certain about.

Just tell her "Okay, is there anything else I can help you with then?"


Listen to me very carefully, kids. I'll keep it simple:
Now is not the time to attempt to fix this.

Just keep your wits about you and tail her if she heads through the village. Get ready for stabby stabby action if things get too hot for her to handle.

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This makes sense.



What he said.

First thing to do is to get her to safety.

If you end up talking over every tiny bit of detail, you both might end up getting stabbed by angry villagers at her cave.

Help her pack her shit and escort her to variola.


I highly doubt there is imminent danger afoot.
I was talking more about the fact that this is the worst time to deal with this because of her (presumably) unstable emotional state.



I agree with this actually. He is a rat, he should be good at following and sneaking around without being noticed.



That too.

But we should still consider it a possibility, even a small one.

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Scraggy where are you?

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You ask Miranda if she would like you to stay and watch over her home while she is away. She tells you that she will put up wards to keep any out and its not needed.

You know what, it would most likely be best to leave her alone. She doesn't seem to want to talk to you right now, so why even try.

>>1742011 (That is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said in the history of women.)

"I guess I'll go then. Take care and good luck with your training."

>>1743266 (I lost the Thread among all the pony shit and thought it fell off the board.)



Oh fuck you op. You are a virgin, aren't you?

That's exactly how women work. Even if you know that she knows that you fucked someone else, you should always lie. No matter how dumb the lies sound, it's always better then nothing, because it shows the female that even though you screwed someone else, you still care about her, don't want to loose her, etc, etc.



You're fricken kidding me, right? It's ok to screw someone else so long as you lie about it later . . . let me guess, you don't have a lot of long lasting relationships, do you?


I'm just through a relationship that laster for 1.5 years. Not sure if that's long or short.

I'm not saying it's ok. But "screw an lie" is far, far better then "screw and just admit it".



Thats right!



We are now the village people, the stupid ones, and we show up to attack just as the packing is finished, forcing Miranda and the Rat to flee deep into the woods, and getting them lost with the nasty snakes and things all around :D



Uhh, no, it's not. When she finds out that you lied to her(and she will), she will be 500 times more pissed at you than if you just told her straight up.

I would guess that you were dating someone with some major baggage on them that is used to being treated like shit, and not a normal woman.



No. That's how it always works, and I've explained why.

Let me try to give a better explanation.
Think about the pre-historic semi-monogamous human society, where our psychology formed.

So, males and females form more or less stable pairs. Some don't, but some screw around. Now if the female screws around and gets pregnant, the male is going to raise someone else's child, and not pass on his genes. Looks like a very valid reason for butthurt to me.

If on the other hand, the mate screws around and gets someone pregnant, there is really no reason for the female to be upset, as long as the male would stay with her, and not the other women, right?

That's the reason why screwing around is almost socially acceptable for males, but not for females.

So, tl'dr. As long as you convince the female that you are still staying with here, there is no reason for her to be upset at all. And there is no reason to lie if you are not going to stay, right? So, just lie!

Or course, we are no longer the "pre-historic humans", and we've acquired some rituals and bullshit that would get females to butthurt over some innocent screwing that does not actually hurt them at all. But it's never nearly as deep as a true, instinctual butthurt of an abandoned female, or a cuckold.



man that was a pretty long way to say you're a virgin.

if some guy i was with got some other girl pregnant he wouldn't just have to find a new home, but a new pair of legs. you honestly think you can just go "BUT BABY YOU'RE LONELY AND YOU NEED ME" and that wouldn't just make her more mad?

10/10 would be trolled again



You're talking in theoreticals like you have no experience with this.

If you cheat on your girlfriend, lie to her and said you didn't, and she finds out through a friend of a friend, etc, she will a) be pissed out about you for lying, b) be pissed off at you for cheating, and c) be pissed off at you for having to find out the fact from someone who wasn't you.

Females do not ever view "screwing around" as socially acceptable unless it was agreed upon before hand that it was OK.


Please don't trash this thread with useless discussions.

and please don't insult the OP (this story is funny ^_^)

Be sure she won't use in the voodoo doll !


ITT: Inexperienced people.

And that's exactly what I would expect from /furi/. But I would also expect it to be a bit more open-minded to what others have to say.



You are right.

Op, I'm sorry I've insulted you. It's ok to be a virgin, and you are creating a terrific adventure comic!

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You are an awful troll, just so you know.

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You exit the cave and wander through the village, lost in though. You can't help but feel bad for what you did to Miranda, with the potion and all, but you did it to get the hexed necklace removed... And you did seem to get Variola and Miranda back together, as student and teacher, although how you did might not have been the best way...

You continue walking till you exit the other end of the village. There is a post with 3 signs on it. You seems to be at a crossroads in more ways then one.



go to the port, they've got lots of cargo and you could get food and maybe a weapon.



The port has the best cross section of people, you may be able to find a thief guild, or at the very least there are jobs to be had at ports, jobs that don't require identification or legal immigration status.

Plus every good adventure game and book use a port at some point.


Don't go to the ports now!
Remember little Rat, you are possibly an ex-Prisoner and your prisoner ship could be there. So give it a little bit time to go to the ports.

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That bird on the sign. You must have it..

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Also: don't get lost in thought around here. Stay alert about the lizard or other "local dangers" - you've been seen around the witches, you may be "disliked".


As a note, my boyfriend and I are very open to one another about everything. We don't hide things form one another (except omg surpwize prezunt).
And our relationship has been going on for >nine years.

What's up with that? It must be a fluke, according to your infinite wisdom in relationships :o

Well, the village has that lizard, best be avoiding that for a wile. The jungle is kind of boring, and since Miranda is going there... sort of don't want to go there either. I think the port may be your only option. ASK THE BIRD HOW THE WEATHER IS.

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Be like sup bird and I would head to the port. But carefully.



>We don't hide things form [SIC] one another

How do you know he isn't lying?

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You decide to head to the port, but...

you'll be careful and sneak around.

As for the bird... You spin around very fast, sending your tail like a whip into the bird, knocking it off the sign and out cold.


but...what about our memories?

What about that dream of you being on a boat?

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Have a flashback noticing the bird actually belonged to the captain of the ship that you were on prior to this whole adventure. Then realize that heading to the port isnt such a good idea since you are a prisoner on a ship that was most likely heading to said port.

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When we get to the port we must find something to attach our dagger to our tail.

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You pick up the bird and head off.

The path to the port is an easy one and the trip is uneventful and only take an hour or so. A hill overlooks it and you decide it might be a good place to scout things out.

The port if a decent size, and the buildings looks mostly new. You notice no ships are docked at the moment.

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Whelp time to enter the port then. To bad you dont have a hood.


Yeah, look for a place to stay, maybe even some work.

Stay away from anyone who looks like he could be from a prison ship. Like a guy wearing a uniform of a prison ship captain.

But first, a place to stay. Just so you can get some rest later.



Find a busy looking tavern... see if you ease drop on any conversations about the lack of boats, and perhaps find something related to your dreams in the tales of the dockhands.

Maybe a boat had gone under recently, maybe some are still whispering about it?

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You enter the port, carefully keeping an eye out for anything who looks like they would be from a prison ship. A few buildings in you see an Tavern Inn and looking through the windows you see a few patrons inside sitting at tables and the bar.

But before you can go inside someone calls you.

"Eh, you, wit the baggy clothes. Old up a sec." Says a horse, walking up to you.



"I'm sorry, but I don't speak to uncultured cockney faggots, now excuse me, you're making me dumber by standing next to me."


He's a horse - he's making you dumber by existing.

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I see where this thread is going

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"You must be one of them villagers, wot with the clothing that don't fit in all." The horse says "I also can't elp but notice the cockatoo you have in the ead lock there. Might ya be ere to sell it?"

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Get your dagger out and stab this fucker for even suggesting that..
You have to keep that bird no matter what cost!



Jew the fuck out of him. Sell him the bird at the highest price possible.

If you wont find somebody to spend the night at, you'll have to pay to sleep in some hotel or inn. So you need money.



That, or creep back to variolas shack and roll on your back to maybe, possibly get to sleep there.

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The first person who has been nice to us right off the bat that we haven't had to drug, go to mount doom and back or beam with coconuts to talk to and you guys want to piss'em off?



Tell him it is your custom not to talk business without a drink first, you can probably get some information about the local area out of him over some ale. Maybe also find out what he intends to use the bird for, if it is valuable, you should keep an eye out for others you can catch.



Alternatively, you might keep it as a gift to make amends. Even if she doesn't like birds she might like to eat them?


OH GOSH I SHOULD CONFRONT HIM RIGHT NOW ABOUT... nothing because I'm not paranoid.


Who sells a bird to the first horsefag that you see? Hit him hard with the bird and get his fuken money and/or his valuable things!!!

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You tell him you just go into town and are rather thirsty, and that perhaps they could talk business over a drink.

"O, I am sorry but I aven't the time for a drink. Ows about I cut to the chase though and offer ya five gold pieces."

You stare blankly at the horse as you realize you don't remember how much a gold is worth. He seems to realize this and informs you.

"I'm sorry I forgot you villagers ave a bad grasp on the value of gold. You see, 5 gold is a a good bit of money. 100 Copper pieces is equivalent te 1 silver piece and 100 Silver pieces equal 1 Gold. Most tings like a simple meal and minor goods cost copper pieces, while finer Items and services such as comfy beds in an inn tend te cost silvers. (basic RPG economics)

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Fuck it. Dont argue. Say 5 gold is fine. The deal is good.

I would like to haggle, but we currently dont have any money. So 5 gold sounds good. Don't forget to say thank you for the business and have a good day.


Stab him and take the 5 gold and keep the bird with you because you cant imagine yourself living without that bird.



Accept under the condition he tells you why it is valuable, you've got a talent for catching birds and let him know that you could have future catches for him if he has a market for them.



But do it politely!


Take it! Take it!
5 gold coins for practically no work.
You can just get another bird if you need one later.

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No bird will ever be the same as that one so fuck you.

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You accept his offer. He hands you 5 gold and you give him the bird, which he tucks under his arm.

"Thanks lad, me wife is gonna love this. I been wanting to get er a cockatoo for a while now, she gets lonely when I ave to travel."

And with that the horse turns and walks off down the pier leaving you 5 gold richer and less 1 bird.



is he seriously just tucking that bird under his arm? that's horrible pet skills.

go into the tavern and find someone interesting, someone bragging about an adventure or someone that looks tough, and use your money to buy them a drink so you can go on ADVENTURES

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>>1745285 stick firecracker up cockatoo's ass.


Make mental note to visit lonely horsewife while horseguy is away.

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I would say head to an inn/pub whatever. Get a drink and see if you can hear any interesting gossip.


go to a tavern, have a drink, get info from some gossips or someone and ask if there is any room left to take a rest.

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You enter the Golden Hare Tavern. There are only 3 other people here besides you. The barkeep, and two women chatting at a table. You hop up on a stool at the end of the bar because its close enough to eavesdrop on the conversation the two lady's are having.

"Ello there, can I get you anything sir?" Asks the barkeep.


I need some hard stuff. Give my one milk and one water.

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I laughed.

I'm assuming there is Whiskey. So get a shot of that.

Try to listen in on the conversation. Ask barkeep if there has been any interesting news lately. Say youve been out in the jungle working.


Okay look we are not getting drunk just to lose or be swindled out of our money.

After whatever information or whatever we garner here look for a blacksmith. That tail dagger attachment isn't going to build itself.


Ask the bar keeper for some ale, you don't want anything hard. After the drink is poured, ask if there's any sort of 'job openings' around since that five gold isn't going to be lasting you for very long.

And eves drop like the rat bastard you are.

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Your order an ale at the cost of 1 copper piece. You now have 4 gold, 99 silver and 99 copper pieces. The barkeep fills a mug with ale and places it in front of you.

"Here ya are me-buck-o." The hare says. "If you decide you want anything else let me know, the wife has a fine stew on and we ave fresh bread too. An don't wait too long, once the ships arrive in an our or so there won't be much left."

You thank the barkeep and tell him you will think about it. He nods and goes back to cleaning glasses and wiping down the bar.

Behind you two does (Female Hares) have their conversation.

"Can't say I mind a prison ship sinking wit no survivors, less bloody criminals around the better." Says the older female.

"I can't elp but feel sorry for the others on board, you know, the guards and crew, they didn't deserve such an end." Says the younger hare.


You aren't so much in hurry for a job (being the rat bastard you are), but just snooping around under the guise of seeking a job is a good idea.


Ask the bartender if he knows anything about the sunken prison ship, you overheard the hares talking about.
Ask subtly if they are looking for survivors or if they already gave up and what kind of prisoners where on the ship.
Tell him you're worried about your safety, if he gets suspicious.

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Also, the entire port seems to be stereotypically scottish.



"Can't say I mind a prison ship sinking wit no survivors,"

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