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91511 No.1792127

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"I'm making you breakfast, how do you like your eggs?" You ask.

"Sunny-side up with lots of pepper and a little salt." Lisha Says.

You nod and put some pepper and salt on the eggs.
"I have a question for you." Lisha asks.

You turn and face her again, tilting your head.

"Do you want to come with me when I go back to the main land?" Lisha asks.

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When is she leaving for the mainland?

Also, Lisha is win. But does she have an ulterior motive? Ask why she wants you to go?

We still have the ghost business to take care of. I would like to avenge the spirit. Other than that, not sure what else is on the island for us.

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You and Lisha sit down at the table. You ask her when she will leave for the mainland.

"In about a week. I just need to take care of a few things first. I need to turn this building back over to the governor and get us both passage on a ship." Lisha says.

You nod, saying that would hopefully give you enough time to deal with that ghost. You then ask why she wants to go with you.

"Well, you would be posing as my mate." Lisha says



"If I can help get that ghost to rest before we need to go that would be great. Would you sponsor me at this new city's thieves guild?"




Also, for the ghost, we need the reply of the voodoo chicks.

Ask lisha if the bird returned with an answer to our letter.

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Posing as your mate? eyebrow raise.


Ask this.

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"Pose as your mate?" You ask.

Lisha Nods "Yes, you see the governor keeps tabs on who comes and goes on the island. Us being mated will be a cover story for why We'll be leaving the island so suddenly, something like we want to start a family on the mainland." Lisha smiles.


It's a trap!

She really wants to have your babies and you as the provider.


I just got a massive deja-vu



dont forget bout the doe ghost, the voodoo chicks and the messenger bird.



"Why posing?"
Get on knee
"Will you marry me?"

If she doesn't want to, rape her in every way possible and ask again.


Does anyone have all this archived?



Some dude is archiving them here.


Either the rat is sterile or he already started a family with two voodoo chicks and the dog girl.


...hahaha someone actually bought that domain.......



What about that domain?


You must be new here.



Disregard that
I didn't notice the first cccd9


Scraggy already covered mating habits. Cross breeding happens but it is a lucky shot if it does. The fur takes mostly after the mother in species, things like eye color and pelts can be from the father.

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Yes. This as well.

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Lisha tilts her head at you as you sit in silence. (Cause people aren't pitching commands, not good ones anyway.)

"Well, if you need to think it over its okay. I'll finish this plate of eggs and then check and see if any messages have been flown in." Lisha says.


Tell her that we might be a bit scarce over the next few days. We have things to attend to.

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Yeah. We need to get this ghost business out of the way.


-Rat is scared.
-Evasive move ACTIVATE

(Jump thru the window)






Don't be too sketchy, now. At least give her some parting affection before scampering off to solve your various, ongoing mysteries.


say that you need to sleep a night over it to decide ;D

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Lisha returns a few minuets later with a piece of paper.

"You got a letter back from that Voodoo priestess." She says.



Thank her for the letter and sending one of her birds out for you, then take the letter.

While you take it, tell her that you have a lot of stuff to do this week, and that you need a day or two to think about this mainland and mate-acting thing.

Then, read the letter.

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You thank her as she hands you the letter. You then tell her you want to try to help with the ghost at the inn and you need a few days to decide on the mainland/mate thing.

Lisha nods. "Like I said, I need to prepare and we still need to wait for the manifest to arrive, and that should be here in a few days." Lisha then surprises you by kissing you on your forehead and goes back into her bed room.

You open the letter and read it.



"come see me"? Jungle trip is go.

Anyway, stuff the letter in your pocket. Now that she's in her bedroom, peek into the house next door again. Not to get some free gay porn, but to see who the blacksmith was buttfucking with. Might be useful.

Then, get dressed. Meet her in her bedroom, give her a hug and a kiss, thank her for the night.

Then leave.

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She turned her back to us?
Smack her ass and wink like real macho man.



The moment's gone mate.

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You follow Lisha into her bedroom, she's getting dressed and you collect your shirt and other things. You start to leave the room and then turn around and walk back up to Lisha and kiss her on the cheek. She smiles and you head out.

Once you get out of the town and reach the jungle you put your cloak back on, green side out, and make your way to Variola's hut.

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Proceed to the hutt, knock on the door.



Proceed to hut, slowly. Just like last time. You are a "little thief" after all. Got to keep up appearances.


No washing up so we don't smell like dog? Seems like everyone was concerned about that last time...



Because the two priestesses probably figured out that we fucked both of them already, so they wouldnt be surprised anyway.

Plus, we're not engaged, married or in a relationship. We's be screwin all over da place, yo.


Peer in through a window or have a chat with one of her sensor skulls first, just to be sure that they're not dead and that a lizard isn't waiting to ambush us.

I doubt it though.

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You sneak up to the hut and peek in a window.


looks legit bro



knock on the door then.


Bust in and destroy the altar. They're obviously trying to hex your penis in a revenge ceremony.

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MFW looking into window

Go through a backdoor?


Or...maybe wait until they're done, just so you dont bark into a ritual and possibly throw them out of it.

I dunno.

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You go around back and open the back door.

Both Variola and Miranda turn from their chicken stabbing ritual and look at you.




"... I'll come back later."



Smooth level 1 ninjaing.


Say "Sorry ladies, hope I didn't interrupt anything important."



> Show note to voodoo priestesses

I don't know how to show.

> Give note to voodoo priestesses

I only understood you as far as give note.

> Use note with voodoo priestesses

That doesn't work.

The priestesses, recovering from their surprise, evict you from the room. It might be more accurate to say they cast your mortal soul into hell but, hey, you're definitely not in the room any longer.


"Oh, sorry, this isn't Pizza Hut? My bad."


Well, blurt something out like, "I got the note so I came here and..imma let you finish", then close the door and wait until they're done.

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You look from one to the other. "Sorry if I'm interrupting... If its a bad time I can come back later...." You say.

"No, come in little thief." Variola says. "We have a lot to talk about."


...I just pissed myself.

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Oh shit. Little thief is going to get his balls cut off for being such a sex addict.



Cautiously enter room.



( Why do I sense "We're preggers" or something of equal gravity? )

"Yes, ghosts and murdering lizards right?"

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You enter slowly, feeling, well, very uneasy.

Miranda looks at you silently.

"So, tell me about this ghost." Variola says.



It shows up in a room at the port town's inn.

Apparently, the doe got killed by somebody, over night, while the rest of the family was on vacation overseas. Her sister told you that.

Back when variola (I mix up the names), sent you out to take care of her apprentice, you ran into that lizard guy in the village. In his stuff, you found the recipe for a mixture that makes fur fall out. A letter too, talking about how some girl made him walk around naked at the port town, and that he wanted to pay her back.

I hope i got this right...if not, just tell her what we uncovered that connects the lizard dude to the does death.


The key points to relate to them.

The doe is connected to the lizard, she led him out naked in front of people as a prank and he may have killed her out of revenge.

The ghost haunts the room she died in, her neck slit. This was some years ago, so the ghost is definitely staying put.



And also, the lizard was overheard saying he'd like to attack the priestess. He seems violent and murderous.


Either they've gone into business mode, or we're completely fucked.

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You explain that it showed up in a room at the port town's inn, the same room she was found murdered in.

You tell her that, apparently, the doe got killed by somebody, over night, while the rest of the family was on vacation overseas.

You then tell her how you ran into that lizard guy in the village. In his stuff, you found a letter, talking about how this same girl tricked him into walk around naked at a festival or something, and that he wanted to pay her back.

"Sometimes when someone dies in a horrible way, their spirit remains, trapped, because they can't come to terms with their passing." Variola says. "The spirit must be eased. There are different ways to do so, little thief."

You nod.

"Sometimes returning something that was taken from the spirit will free it." Variola says. "And sometimes bringing the spirits murderer to justice will work too."


I get a very hostile vibe from those two.
Might just be business mode, though.
Hard to tell.



Miranda looks sooo pissed.


>>1795862 Say: Why do I get the feeling that both of you know more about this murder than you're telling. And I also get the feeling that you have some personal stake in seeing this murderer(s) brought to justice beyond just doing a good deed for a stranger, and that it involves me putting my neck on the line rather than you?

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They looked pissed and now he is surrounded. I would be careful Mr. Rat.

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Lets not annoy them anymore than we already have.

And yes, Miranda looks super pissed... so much so in fact I'm surprised we're not getting chills and turning around to look at her.

Maybe she's really angry about the murder, or us, possibly the scent of dog about us and that we're focusing more on Viarola than her again.

Geezy weezy, we seem to be in a squeeze.


The fox always looks that way.

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Still, I would be careful. We have like had sex with different females how many times now?



Offer them your cock.

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You're probably up for a foursome with a ghost

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While Variola talks to you, you get a nervous tingle go down your spine, like something terrible is about to happen. You turn you head to look behind you and SLAP! Miranda shows your face the back of her paw.

"Not only did you bed down with me, and my teacher, but now you come here stinking of some mongrel." Miranda hisses to you.

You rub your cheek and glance back at Variola, who doesn't look pissed, but disappointed.


>>1795988 Explain the concept of a master key that can open any lock. ;) Being a thief, this is an even worse pun!



didnt they told our rat hero to GTFO?
tell them you're just trying to find someone who actually cares of you... and you found your equal in another thief..
besides, banging girls and be a thief is the only good thing you seem to do.



Talk some sense into her. Tell her you have a very busy schedule and that she should be thankful to have gotten any at all. Hopefully this will defuse the situation.


Tell them you can make it up to them and undress



Explain that you were the unwitting rape victim. It wasn't your fault three women had sex with you, now, was it?


Shift into guido mode


"I've been a naughty naughty rat... :3"


I love lulz.

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lie to her:
say that the "mongrel" told you she has an illness, with leads to her dead if she dont have sex with someone. And you in your pure kindness helped her out to save her live.



( Strange, I thought lioness were programmed to live in harems. )

"You never expressed any interest in dating but you're acting like I cheated on you. So why does it bother you? Do you have feelings for me?"

( Corner her emotionally. )



( Further emotional ammo )

"You became as cold as you could the last time I saw you, I tried hard to have you allow me to stick with you, I wanted to mend things with you, but you slammed that door in my face."


State that you came here for some help with the ghost issue, but if all they care about is who you take to bed, then you'll be on your way.

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"I wanted to mend things with you, but you slammed that door in my face." You say to Miranda.

"And I'm sorry everything happen the way it did, I had no Idea what the ritual Variola wanted to preform with me would lead to sex." You go on.

Miranda crosses her arms and leaves the room.

You look at Variola.

"I'm not mad at you, but I wish you had told me you slept with Miranda." Variola says.


>>1796098 Tell vAreola everyone has slept with Miranda, so you thought it was a given. Then when she says she hasn't slept with her, give her a mischievious grin, and say, "Well, I'll see what I can do! cha cha cha!" Then give her a wink. Eh? Eh?!? ;)

Meh, thou might be boned, dear rat. If any of these women hold a special place in your heart, perhaps now is the time to choose. This is starting to remind me of those hentai dating sims... I am filled with nothing but bad advice and ideas, so I'll pass the torch to someone else here.... ;)



>"I'm not mad at you, but I wish you had told me you slept with Miranda." Variola says.

Given the circumstances, would you have? It hardly seemed relevant.


>>1796098 Tell them as far as smelling like mongrel, you've been trying to find some answers to your past. She knows someone who can tell you more, but he lives on the mainland. She's taking him with her.


(Who ever said Miranda sleeps around?)



This. Right here.



And be honest as well. You like the sex.

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>>1796111 (She left the room, no way to tell Miranda now.)

You say that given the situation you where in, would you have if she was in your place.

"That's why I'm not mad at you." Variola says. "I'm keeping Miranda here, until you figure out if that guy is a murderer or not, another reason she is taking anger out on you."


We shoulda bathed before we got here.
Additionally, I still can't help but shake the feeling that this is "No rat, you are the murderers" situation.



>I still can't help but shake the feeling that




>>Additionally, I still can't shake the feeling that this is a "No rat, you are the murderers" situation.

Don't know how that happened.



That dream our rat had.

It was a ship out on the seas, during some stormy night. Last thing he saw before waking up was him with a knife and some blood over himself.



Then again, could have just been a nightmare.

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I can understand why Miranda is mad. If this were my game I would try to keep to only one female, however this is /furi/ which means we will fuck basically every female we talk to.


You mean "this is Scraggy's game and he'll have us fucking every female in the show."


>>1796205 (wrong)



No knife then.

Still blood.

Anyway, lets think over this doe and lizard thing again.

Are we sure we didnt forget to mention something that connects the two?



"Another reason? So she does have feelings for me?"

If we go the ghost investigation route first,

"I have the knife that is likely to have been used, can you perform any magic to confirm the knife murdered someone at some point?"


Don't forget the word "SLUT" written in the victims blood on the wall.

Seems to be more than revenge for a prank.

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>>1796277 You ask if Variola can do any magic on the knife to see if it was the murder weapon.

"No little thief." Variola says. "I've told you all I know on helping ghosts move on and rest."



I don't think she understands that; you are trying to find who did it.... to bring him to justice.. but you need to find WHO was the owner of that knife.



Can you make a potion that will force our suspect to answer me truthfully? Maybe a poison and an antidote so I can keep him unaggressive long enough to sign a confession?


>>1796503 (.... You know who's fucken knife it is)



( they probably weren't here for the beginning threads. )


If I can't solve this, would I be able to set up a protective barrier around the bed at the very least?

To keep the ghost from disturbing people?


>>1796433 call me a fag for suggesting something from a cop show, but remove the handle, see if there's dried blood.

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You kneel down and place the knife on the floor. Variola tilts her head as she watches you. You take one of your lock-picks from your bag and carefully unscrew the wooden handle from the blade.

"What are you doing?" Variola asks, kneeling down next to you.

You remove the blade from the handle, inside is dried blood.

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Wait, Variola? You mean like smallpox? I haven't been following this thing, has her name been brought up already?



"Can you use this dried blood for any sort of ritual, then?"



Ask if there's a way to use the dried blood to find out if its the does blood.

Ask if there's a way to find out who the knife's owner was, before you picked it up.

Ask variola for a potion that makes people tell the truth, whatever you ask them about.



wow, I didnt know our little rat was Horatio(from CSI )in disguise.



We know this already, read the archives:


Before anybody gets any ideas, we should let the thing between you and miranda go for a while if at all possible.


It will probably appear to be a mix of chicken blood from the knife being used as kitchen utensil multiple times in its history.



I doubt it. He didn't have any live animals when we were there last, and meat from a butcher tends to come pre-bled.

The red ooze that is in most meat packaging these days is food coloring and water, to make things appear more fresh.


Lick the handle suggestively, see what Variola's reaction is.

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>>1796112 Scraggy, bless you, for you are innocent and pure. ;) The whole "Tell Variola everyone has slept with Mirana," thing is a false premise. It's obviously false, full of character defamation, and when Variola would contest this, ("Well I haven't slept with her-- therefore not everyone has.") that was where you jump in, and attempt to get it where you all sleep together in a big pile. It's a cryptic, malicious, and manipulative way to suggest the two of them sleep together-- with you included. It's called, "Being a horny, self-centered asshole." I'm sorry to have to introduce you to this concept-- albeit I'm doing it in attempts to sound humorous, and edgy, so I can join the cool kids. ;)

Does this work IRL? Only if she's drunk! Cha cha cha! If I'm going to hell, I'm riding the bullet train! ;)

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>>1796709 (We know who's knife it is.)

You ask Variola if she has any way to tell Who's blood it is.

"I do... but you may not like it." She says. "There is a ritual that I can preform that will let you see the moment in time the blood is from. It can be painful however, and the blood is not fresh so the memory might come fragmented."

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Lets do this.

Say You must make it so the ghost can rest in piece.



Lets do this.



lol ?



Can Miranda lead the ritual?

Maybe she'll feel better after causing us some mental trauma. Maybe she'll come to her senses when we're suffering.

If not, she's a cold bitch who I'd cunt-punt in a heartbeat.



>Maybe she'll feel better after causing us some mental trauma. Maybe she'll come to her senses when we're suffering.


Do it.



>>Maybe she'll feel better after causing us some mental trauma. Maybe she'll come to her senses when we're suffering.

The former is far more likely than the latter.

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You tell Variola you want to help the ghost and will go through with the ritual.

Variola nods and picks up the knife, taking it over to a table. She scrapes all the dry blood she can into a bowl and then lights two candles on both sides of the table.

You stand to the side and watch.

Variola picks up a bottle with some kind of yellow muck and puts a small bit in the bowl, whispering incoherently to herself. She picks up a jar and opens it, adding the contents to the bowl causing smoke to rise up.

You can swear the room is getting darker...

She picks up another jar and adds something red and giggly into the bowl. The vixen then picks up a pestle and mashes the contents of the bowl into a paste. She adds a little water and stirs it, then hands you the bowl.

"Drink" She says.



Commence with tripping balls.

>red and giggly

What is red that also giggles?


I don't think we should find out D:



Drink it

Prepare to trip balls the bad way.


uh, maybe we should just let the whole ghost mystery go

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Fuck no.

Drink that shit and prepare for battle.

We may fuck bitches all over the place but Mr. Rat is a gentleman and will help others. Even though he is a thief and may have sunk that ship.

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You take a deep breath and drink it. The taste is terrible and it makes your throat tingle. Suddenly you head starts to pound and the room feels like its shrinking... no, it feels like your being pulled away very quickly...

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like being pulled into a cold blackness...

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It's go time.

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your panting, scared... apologizing, pleading...

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your heart is racing, you can hear it pound in your ears. a light reflecting off a blade...

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The face boss! The Face!

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the blade flashes, you try to scream, but the only sound you make is a wet gurgle.


(I'll finish once this faggot stops spamming)

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Need Face.


Maybe the murderer said something when it happend.
Does this work with audio too?


Pfft. This sort of shit consisted of fully half of a lot of rubyquest threads. This is pretty tame.

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you can't breath, getting light headed, a high-pitched sound in your ears... you feel your body being pushed against, over and over...

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your ear is pulled... the knife blade again...

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a piece of you is taken... the high-pitched sound fades, no sound at all now.

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nothing... you feel nothing... no warmth, no cold
nothing... you hear nothing...

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Oh goddamnit


Well, that didn't help much.


I didn't help that I was listening to some Floyd while this was going down.

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Oh jeeze murder rapes.


Mandatory stomach purging action GO!
Cue rat curling up in the fetal position and crying like bitch in 5...

Looked like our lizard buddy to me, although it could have been a rat...



So... the killer kept a piece of an ear, presumably? Did we learn anything else?



Wasnt our guy if you meant that.

Remember, doe got killed WAY back when her family was overseas.

Plus we got multiple hints pointing at the lizard.


While the evidence overwhelmingly points to the lizard, even you have to admit that you know nothing of rat's past.
Sure it's an outside possibility, but a possibility nonetheless.


He had no ears in the dream, it was either a reptile or an amphibian. If he was a bird he would have had a beak instead of a snout.

The lizard has the motive, the drive and the personality to murder.

We should tell Valaria there is no doubt that this was the murder weapon, and we found the weapon in that fucking lizard's home. In the dream, we saw the murdering rapist had no fucking ears, which disqualifies 90% of the population since most everyone else we've met is a mammal.



Sounds the most logical to me so far.

Also, ask for potion that makes anybody tell you the truth for a few minutes.



my spellcheck butchers strange names. Sorry scraggs


The lizard showed fear towards Miranda, so consider a plan to sneak into his home during night, knock him unconscious again and carry him to the priestesses to be interrogated.

Tell the whole story to Miranda in order to convince her to help you. She will probably want to put Mezard into justice, whether she likes you or not.


That sick motherfucker...

Kill that bastard, rat!


It's the blacksmith. He had his cat-ears laid back flat against his head.

Nobody expects him to be capable of murder with wrists that limp, but he's leading a double life. Be thankful we didn't fall into his trap of homosex and fabulousness. It would have meant our death.

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You have no clue how you got outside, but you feel someone helping you to your feet.

Its Miranda, she hands you a cup with water in it.

"We brought you outside after you passed out, we didn't want you getting vomit inside." She says. "So, what did you see?"

You drink the water, feeling a little better. You tell her what you can.

The person not only killed her, he forced himself on her while she was dying.
The killer cut off her ear for some reason.
The killer in the vision seemed to be reptilian, and you found the knife that has the hare's blood on it in the Mezard's (The lizard guy) home. And Mezard was made a fool of by the hare and was angry for it.



"Which means that his desire to kill you is genuine. What would you like me to do about him?"


"I think I've gotta go kill this motherfucker now. Care to join me?"



I would've suggested asking if it's possible to get possessed by the ghost on purpose, but there might not be any point now?
I don't see where this is supposed to go right now.


More fitting plan;

Miranda, can we give the ghost a stronger physical presence?

I'd love to let the doe take revenge on this fucker. Tie him down, do the ritual, and let the doe cut his internal testicles out.



She still doesn't look too happy tho'...
Tell her thank you for the water and say that you "know what to do now with the ghost thing" (or something).
Then, just while you turn around to return to the village, stop walking, turn your head a bit towards her and say: "Sorry if I ever hurt you in any way, but we did have a good time while it lasted, have we not?..."
Then continue on, do not look back, and walk away like a baws.


This would be delightful.

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Oh do I have an idea for you

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>>1798332 this time, hit him with two coconuts. one for each head.


Here's the worst set of nutshots I've ever seen -

Seriously - if they retained the ability to still have kids, I'd be surprised.



Try to console with Miranda. Its not cool that you slept around like that.



Tell her wut u saw.

Then console her a bit.



Is Mezard the only lizard guy on the island though? Maybe he has an evil twin brother with a twirly mustache.



Uh, why should we?

We're being decent at this juncture, we're not holding a grudge for how she treated us last time we saw her.

We've only looked out for her, in so far as we're more concerned about her safety than she is.

We still regard her as a friend and go to her and Variola with issues like anyone would do with their friends.

She has a possessive streak, but we shouldn't apologize for that. If she wanted us as a mate then perhaps she should have said something instead of sending us off on a potentially deadly errand such as stealing a staff from a voodoo priestess.

At least Lisha had the courtesy to know us a few days, and feed us on a proper date.

As far as I'm concerned, both Miranda and Variola took advantage of you, bossed you around, put you in harms way between their arguments... and remember, we may have used a potion to get into Miranda's pants, but she had that potion in the first place, she isn't above using it on others.

Stick to business, make the voodoo girls as sure that the lizard is the murderer as we are, and Miranda can get over her beef on her own terms. It's not our job to apologize just to stop her tantrum.


While I agree we shouldn't try to console her, the fact that we used a potion to get in Miranda's pants didn't leave any room for a proper date or time to get to know her.

And let's not forget, Lisha also sent us on a potentially deadly errand to get that trophy from the mansion.


the potions effect was lost before we slept with her...



We were had a choice with Lisha, we took the job willingly in exchange for information WE WANTED.

There was nothing in so far as a reward for us outside of sex when it came to Variola and Miranda. It's bullshit beta male crap to sit here and eat shit from Miranda when she's just as guilty for the current situation as we are.

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You thank her for the water and ask her to pass your thanks onto Variola for the help.

I did tell her, retard.

Yeah, I'm not going to play games with her.

You tell Miranda to take care of herself and walk off into the jungle, heading to the village.



Plan of action time. Do we knock him out and tie him up or do we outright murder the fuck out of him?

I think torturing a confession out of him would be swell :)


I cannot stress this enough:
This must be as gruesome and painful as possible.

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If he aint there look for the ear

If he is throw a coconut at his head. Tie him, gag him, wait after hours & sneak into the room that she was killed by him, & go all Dexter status oh nis ass


First we are going to use our knife to scale him like a fish.



No matter what you do

IF you decide to tie the lizard up and get a confession out of him, or decide to kill him




stealing is one thing, but getting caught while killing or beating a guy up during interrogation is another thing.
Or, worst case, he manages it to run away, wether we try to kill or interrogate him.

TL;DR find something to disguise your face with.


How about we spoon out his eyes?



What if he gets away or manages to remember us good enough to give a description of what we look like?

Like, mentioning something that sets our rats face apart from other rat faces?

Disguise your fucking face.



Forgot to add, this will make it seem more intimidating too.

That helps interrogating.


Won't matter if it's his eyes first. Oh well. All it boils down to is a sack, so it's not worth going full-retard over a joke, kiddo.
You're clearly going about this the wrong way if you even leave getting caught as a matter of possibility, though. We should scope out a nice quiet spot in the jungle or somewhere in the mountains.
Someplace where the screams can't be heard when we cut around his cloaca and begin peeling his skin off in strips.



I just try to keep this as stupidly b-movie as possible.


I saw we should give him the "To the pain" treatment, from the princess bride.

"To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck:
And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . .
Prince Humperdinck:
And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever."


I'm feeling far too homicidal to think that way.





So we're not gonna tell Miranda we're gonna be the equivalent of gone for ever soon enough, huh?

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