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116074 No.2133506

Your sound sleep is rudely invaded by an annoying, flashing red light. You can faintly hear a siren.

Something stirs in your room. Startled, you bolt upright.

No.2133508

Lift the covers.

Are we naked?

No.2133513

put your dick in the air vent

No.2133515

Find nearest gun.
Blow up brains.

No.2133517

EAT YOUR OWN HEAD

No.2133518

Quickly scan the room.

No.2133519
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Get yer bearings and check for potential threat before investigating source of the siren

No.2133520

>>2133508

>red lights
>police sirens

Of course he is, it's clearly a brothel. Now for the important question: are you the client?

No.2133522

Delete the thread.

No.2133524

QUICK, DELETE ALL THE CP AND BEAST PORN FROM YOUR LAPTOP BEFORE THEY BUST DOWN THE DOOR

No.2133526

>>2133524
LOL!!! Seriously LOL!!!

No.2133530

Crackhouse cleanup.

No.2133533
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You lift the covers and discover that you're clad only in dark undies.

No.2133536

Use undies to suffocate self.

No.2133539

>>2133533

Good.....Good....

Take them off. Slowly.

No.2133543

Render yourself in a more symbolic fashion.

No.2133544
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>>2133518
You look around the room.

There's a door on the right with a panel on the wall and a dresser in the corner. Also, a woman is hastily putting on her clothes at the end of the bed.

She pauses, a little puzzled as to why you're looking under the covers, then continues to dress.

No.2133548

Hey baby did that just blow your mind because oh god I have amnesia.

No.2133551

There are niggers everywhere

No.2133553

Punch woman's face open, then kill self by closing a drawer with your head in it.

No.2133555

>>2133544

Oh woah! Did we just get laid?

Ask her if we just got laid.

I guess you might as well ask her what the deal is with the lights and sirens also. I guess.

No.2133559
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>>2133548
You do feel a little dozy from the sleep, but you rub your head and it passes. Your memory seems intact.

No.2133564

Open cranium to massage brains.

No.2133586

So uh... who's she?

No.2133588
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>>2133555
"Did I just get laid?" you ask.

"I'm glad I could be so memorable," she says, shooting you a nasty look.

No.2133596

>>2133588

So you don't have amnesia, you don't remember the girl, yet she gets upset when you don't remember her. So that means she unconsciously creeped into your room silently, undressed and now is under the delusion that she just had sex with you.

Regardless, tell her to wait, that something is very wrong here.

No.2133611

fuck Gandalf

No.2133612
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>>2133555
"What's going on?"

"I'm about to find out." She grabs her shirt and belongings and presses a button to open the door.

No.2133615

>>2133612

WAIT NO

No.2133619

Welp, wolf chick's gonna eat it ;_;

No.2133625
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>>2133615
The door opens and smoke crawls across the ceiling.

"WAIT! NO!"

She stops in the doorway. "Someone has to find out what's going on."

>>2133586
"What's your name?"

She smiles. "Orla."

No.2133626
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The door closes behind her.

No.2133627
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75991

You sit alone in the bed, in the room. The red light continues to flash and you can smell the smoke from the hallway.

No.2133629

It's late and I must sleep.

I'll be back tomorrow night for you to figure out what you want to do next.

No.2133630

Get out of bed and be worth a shit!
FFS...

No.2133633

Wow this is going nowhere fast...
I'll give it another day or two before everyone bails.

No.2133635

BREAK SHIT AND FUCK ON THE FLOOR

No.2133654
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No.2133695
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350646

Realize that you are trapped in the burning house of LULZ, instead of back in your homeland TGchan where you belong.

No.2133760

Get out of bed and put some clothes on, lizardfuck.

Look out the window while you do so, maybe you can see some sort of some shit.

Then take a look at that bitch of a hallway.

No.2133824

Did you ever bother looking at what's causing the flashing light?

No.2133830

>>2133695
We don't want him, he's all yours.

No.2133835
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17671

Get clothing, weapons, and cash in that order. exit though the fire escape.

No.2134557
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>>2133630
You jump out of bed, raring to go!

No.2134558

>>2133695

>implying it will make OP delete the thread.

1/10 for effort

No.2134597
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>>2133760
There is no window in the room.

There is a bed, a dresser, a door with a button pad, and a small air vent.

No.2134601

Okay so it's true, people can't solve puzzles.

  • Sirens and flashing RED lights
  • Smell of smoke

Your fucking building is on fire. You don't need to worry about deleting the beast cp, it'll be burnt up with everything else except the Tozol.

Grab what is most endearing and/or valuable to you, and get to the emergency exit.

No.2134616
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25250

Masturbate furiously into the air vent. Your dried bodily fluids will stop the smoke from entering.

No.2134627
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>>2134601
Aside from what's possibly stashed away somewhere, there's nothing immediately endearing or valuable in the room.

So you decide to have a crack at that door.

No.2134629
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>>2134627
The door's button panel seems pretty simple.

No.2134631

>>2134629
beep boop boop unlock

look I'm contributing

No.2134637

>>2134631
>>2133612 only had to press one button (top left) to open the door, so it seems like it's already unlocked. Just press the up arrow to make the door slide up.

No.2134641
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>>2134637
You press the "up" button and the door swishes open.

Smoke begins to enter the room again.

No.2134643

>>2134637

NO! Press that button with the exclamation mark on it!!

No.2134645

>>2134641

Grab the blanket of the bed and wrap it around your face so you don't die of smoke inhalation!

Ready? Then run down the hallway.

No.2134647
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>>2134641

Use your undies to get through the smoke.

No.2134649

>>2134647

Actually this is a MUCH better Idea than the blanket. Go with this one.

No.2134650

>>2134647

You're also supposed to crawl on the floor. Don't you ever look at that sign on the fur con hotel room doors?

No.2134658
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>>2134643
When will you ever be here again?

You press the exclamation button.

No.2134664

HELLO

YES THIS IS DOG

No.2134668
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>>2134658

Pressing random button? This better make you jizz.

No.2134669
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>>2134658
A voice comes over the speaker.

"All distress lines are busy due to an ongoing emergency. For passengers residing on decks one through nine, please follow the evacuation procedures listed above your door's button panel.

"For passengers residing on decks ten through twenty-eight, please wait in your rooms for help to arrive.

"Thank you for choosing Thandeka."

No.2134677
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45220

>>2134669

Okay... Go with >>2134647 's suggestion of using underwear for ventilation, along with >>2134650 's idea of also crawling on the floor.

No.2134685
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>>2134669 helpful...
still might be worth checking the drawers for (valuable quest items)™ or at least some pants

No.2134709
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>>decks 10-28
>>no escape procedure
>>lock the rabble in the lower levels
>>har har harh
>>pray to jewgod

Get a crowbar. This is going to be ugly.

No.2134722
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>>2134685
You move to the dresser.

The bottom two drawers are empty.

No.2134724
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51954

>>2134722
The top drawer contains some clothing, a wallet and some bed linens.

No.2134730
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>>2134724

Just take the money and run

Just take the money and run

No.2134732

Pull the drawers out of the dresser and look behind them, toss them aside.

Afterwards, pull the dresser itself towards the door. You will want to do this for two reasons.

  1. To potentially barricade the door
  2. To use as a makeshift life raft in the event of a water landing. Your seat cushion can also be used as a flotation device.
No.2134736
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>>2134730
You don't find any money.

But your do find your trusty Charge King credit card!

No.2134737

>>2134736
It's everywhere you want to be.

No.2134741
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49984

>>2134732
You pull out the dresser's top drawer and fling it haphazardly across the room.

You repeat this with the other two drawers.

No.2134747

Find a blacksmith and have sex with it.

No.2134749
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>>2134732
The dresser is now empty. Completely empty.

No.2134750
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>>2134732
And finally, you move the dresser to barricade the door.

No.2134751

>>2134750
You weren't supposed to barricade the door, just to be prepared to do so.

No.2134752

Nice going numpnuts. Now climb over the dresser to get out of your room before you suffocate.

No.2134754

Overhead announcent mentioned decks. So you're on a ship.

Tear the room apart. If you can find something to wear, wear it. If you can find something to carry, pocket it and keep it. Go in the hallway and make your way to the top part of the ship.

No.2134756
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>>2134751
Easily remedied by pushing the dresser to one side.

No.2134758

>>2134754

You know what? I think we are done with this room. How about we try going outside the room? I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to get antsy.

No.2134759

>>2134754
What if it's a space ship?

No.2134764
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>>2134754
You pick up the wallet and sunglasses from the items scattered on the floor. You add them to the charge card.

You put on the clothes, which were also scattered on the floor.

No.2134767
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>>2134764

put the sunglasses on your penis

No.2134768

>>2134759

It doesn't matter. Ocean ship: go to the top and increase our odds of survival. Spaceship? We're fucked either way.

Oh, and don"t forget Orla lulz. She seems quite yiffable.

No.2134772

Hide inside your fetch modus!

No.2134774
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>>2134758
You exit the room.

You're standing in the hallway full of smoke.

No.2134777

>>2134774

Smoke seems to be coming from our right. Run left, and go jup when we can.

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753094

Start taking deep breaths to remain calm.

No.2134781

>>2134774

the girl was facing right when she exited, you should go right.

No.2134782
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78135

>>2134781
You go right.

No.2134785

>>2134782

check the room for the girl or other survivors, if they're not there bolt the other way.

No.2134787
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>>2134785
That's the room you just exited.

(Updated image. Forgot the dresser next to the door inside your room.)

No.2134791

so much for going right -- I guess left it is.
Also will probably want to crouch down or if you're quick on all fours that might be better. Smoke inhalation and all that.

No.2134792

>>2134787
That fire can yet be stopped blast it with piss.

No.2134799
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>>2134792
You pee on the fire.

It's ineffective.

No.2134802

>>2134799

What's burning? Is it wood? Plastic? Glass??

No.2134803

>>2134799

someone get this lizard some asparagus!

No.2134807
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>>2134802
Having emptied your bladder, you now take inventory of the items in the fire.

It's a mixed bag, but largely plastic, wiring, ducts, insulation, stuff you're usually supposed to find inside walls and ceilings, not burning in hallways.

You're getting rather hot.

No.2134812

That's not good. OK go left then?

No.2134813
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>>2134807

stare into the void.

never look back.

No.2134814
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>>2134812
You turn around to go left.

No.2134818

only one way to go. find crowbar, find stairs.

No.2134823
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>>2134791
>>2134818
You crouch down and make your way to the end of the hallway.

You reach another hallway going left and right. Signs direct you to other decks.

The smoke isn't as heavy here, though it is still present.

No.2134826

>>2134823

Go up! up!!

Although I do hope we are on a spaceship....I've always liked furries in space settings.

No.2134827

>>2134823

Decks 18 through 20 obviously. WAIT HOW ABOUT NO.

Go right. Nothing to do other than that.

No.2134833

Maybe we should seal ourselves back in our room before they open the airlocks to put out the fire.

No.2134836
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>>2134826
>>2134827
You go right, hoping to head to higher decks.

Your trip is short lived as you reach a blockage just as you turn the corner.

It's a dead end, quite literally. There's a body under the debris, but at least nothing's on fire... yet.

No.2134839

Quickly retrieve arms from the corpse.

No.2134843

And that's the cliffhanger.

I must be off. Post your next actions and, when I return, I'll start a new thread to continue the adventure.

No.2134850

>>2134839

You mean the actual arms? or the gun?

I say go for the gun, the arms I think are pretty useless. It might help you secure your place aboard an escape pod if they are running low or something.

No.2134852

Loot corpse.
I can see his arm's got a gun.

>>judge
No.2134859

>>2134836

retrieve shoe

place on head

No.2135050

>>2134836

Grab the dead guys gun, check if it's loaded, then head the other way.

No.2135141

>>2134836
take the squirt gun

No.2136211

No.2136555
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18043

I hope this didn't end already -- or maybe Forgart is just doing stuff for Memorial day and can't update. Anyways - This seems to be what we know (complete with Silent Hill style map):

Woke up to alarms and flashing red light. Apparently slept with wolf-girl Orla. She ran off (with gun) to investigate what happened.

We're on Deck 17 of a 28-Deck ship named Thandeka (or maybe that's the company that owns the ship). Evacuation is underway for Decks 1-9 .. lower decks told to wait.

Ship is on fire There are not only fires but collapsed girders. Known passageways lead to Decks 10-16 and to Decks 18-20 (unsure if decks are numbered top to bottom or bottom to top). Two of three hallway directions are blocked by fire. One has dead body with severed arm and what looks like a gun.

Suggestion: Take gun. Also check -- is this Orla? If not, who are all these people running around with guns?

No.2136932

>>2136555

Forgart said in the other thread he'd be gone this weekend; that probably should've been mentioned here. I'm not sure if that means he's back on monday or tuesday or what, but I wasn't expecting him back today, at least.

No.2137085

>>2136555
I clicked on the picture and the Silent Hill 2 page flipping sound came into my head.

Okay so higher decks have lower numbers. Do we want to be going up or down?

No.2137189

>>2137085 Actually I said I wasn't sure which way the decks go. For all I know the decks could be laid out in a flat array.

No.2139720

Hey forgart! Weekend's over!

No.2140085

Continued at >>2139986


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